Adult Caribbean Island Holiday Rates and Packages

Escort for the full duration of your stay, at a very reasonable price.
Our Vacations are designed to accommodate travelers from those who are reserved and shy to the more experienced travelers who simply want to relax and let us look after all of your needs. Regardless of your experience or personality our sexy island escorts and resort staff will ensure that you have an enjoyable adult island holiday experience. We believe that once you have tried our adult Caribbean island escorted holiday you will return.

Packages
All Packages include accommodation in our private hotel, all rooms have air conditioning and are en suite. All meals from our a la carte menu, all your drinks and of course your escort. Your escort will be your exclusive companion for the 24 hour period of each day. Each guest receives their choice of Escort on a daily basis.

All adult escort vacation packages include the following services:

· Private transfers to and from the airport and our adult island resort.
· Transportation available to assist you during your stay.
· Modern, fully air-conditioned rooms.
· All meals, breakfast, lunch and dinner daily.
· Free drinks from the bar, all day, every day.
· Constant sexy companion 24 hours a day.
· Hosts who are English and can help translate if necessary.

Custom Adult Escort Holiday:
For Special Events, Group Travel, or personal requests please contact us.

We can tailor any package to suit you, just contact us with the dates you wish and let us give you a quote. Ask for group specials.
Additional sexy adult escorts per day and night available.

Dominican Republic

We are situated in a modern yet quite area on the Caribbean side of the Dominican Republic. At our private and totally exclusive premises you will be able to relax in total privacy. Enjoy all your meals from our extensive menu. The cost of all your food and drinks is included in the price. Enjoy your private accomodation with en suite bathroom, air conditioning, direct t.v. wall safe and Free Wireless Internet To make your erotic vacation more stress free this is all included in the price. So if you are looking for a Caribbean Vacation with a difference, where we always have lovely girls staying on the premises then you don’t need to look any further.

We are a high class reputable business and not a brothel. Join the elite and visit us where you can have all your dreams come true at this fantasy paradise. Featured on Playboy TV, UK TV, US TV and many top shelf magazines, this is the worlds most popular adult vacation package.

Your Private Adult Resort Awaits You

TotalSatisfaction Adult Holidays offers you the choice of resorts on more Central America locations. Due to our success formulae we have expanded to more than one location.

On offer is the same high level of service on all locations, the girls we have are the most beautiful of Latin America, the hotel the best you can get and the islands are for you to explore.
Every resort and every island is different in style, price and possibilities. The choice is yours, we are ready to give you the best time of your life!

Why Don’t You Try Our All Inclusive Adult Erotic Vacation

Adult Singles Vacations at our exclusive and private locations. The only adult vacation with a 100% guarantee, where 80% of our guests return each year to sample the delights of the Caribbean without having to compete for the affections of the beautiful ladies of this magical location.

All your dreams will be realised at our tropical luxury adult resorts. You will have a choice of sexy erotic companions who will help you to enjoy your stay. There are no hidden costs in any of our packages, everything is included in the price. Join us now and experience the ultimate in adult vacations.

We cater for the traveler who is looking for the company of stunning companions, this erotic vacation package really does leave nothing to the imagination. You will be pampered from the moment you arrive at our private exclusive locations until you leave. Your hosts will go out of their way to ensure that your stay with us will be the ultimate adult vacation experience. Your fantasies and dreams can all come true, on a Caribbean Island where dreams are fulfilled and fantasies achieved. The vibrant atmosphere and quality of service at our exotic resort ensures that 80% of our guests return each year. You can go Fishing, Golf, Scuba Diving, Sailing, Horse Riding, and Safari’s. All this is available for you. See for yourself and read our unbiased testimonials on our popular forum. Your vacation begins as you step off the plane, choose one of our locations now and come and join like minded adults at one of our locations, you will be astounded by the quality of what these holidays offer. Relax by the pool or party every night, the choice is yours and all this is possible in the confines of our private and exclusive exotic resort. This is an all inclusive package where everything is included in the price. There are no hidden extras, the price you are quoted is the price you pay.

This is the only adult encounter you will find with a 100% guarantee. Join us now and enjoy the ultimate Adult Adventure Holiday. Our laid back relaxing atmosphere at our resorts will ensure your holiday is tailor made to suit you. Whatever you desire, we can supply at our luxury resort. We do of course have a zero tolerance of drugs and banned substances. We lead the industry in this type of trip, why not look around at what we have to offer and you too could become one of the 80% of guests who return each year to sample the true delights of Latin America.

Adult Vacations

Our adult vacation locations cater for single adult travelers who want to enjoy their vacation in the company of like minded adults and also enjoy the company of stunning ladies. There are always lovely ladies staying at our locations. These are all inclusive vacations with no hidden costs. Our travel forum has all the latest testimonials and adult stories from our latest visitors. We are not a Nudist Resort these adult holidays are tailor made for single gentlemen and ladies who wish to relax and enjoy there vacation whilst being in the discreet company of stunning ladies. This complete adult erotic fantasy vacation package is inclusive of everything. There are no extra costs involved.
We are a high class reputable resort and not a brothel. Join the elite and visit us now and have all your dreams come true at one of our locations. Featured on Playboy TV, US TV and many top shelf magazines, this is the world’s most popular adult holiday package.

Top Five Hook-up Holidays

3. Sex Vacation, Dominican Republic

Here’s one way to ensure you hook up: take an ‘erotic sex vacation with the company of stunning ladies’. This package includes a private hotel stay and a ‘sexy escort’ 24 hours a day, though the resort is at pains to insist it is not a brothel.

So what can you expect at this not-a-brothel? Well, it’s recommended that you bring double the amount of condoms you think you’ll need, and you can choose a different escort each day of your stay. It’s not a brothel though, OK?

totalsatisfactionadultholidays.co.uk; from £1000

4. Friends on Board, Aegean Sea

 

If you don’t fancy trying to pick a mate from the masses on a city-sized cruise liner, try a seven-night sailing trip around the Aegean Islands on a smaller, more intimate boat for adults only.

While not specifically designed for singles, Friends on Board bills itself as a “young, dynamic company” and runs a roommate programme allowing travellers to meet online and select a cabin mate ahead of the trip.

Stopping off at the likes of Mykonos and Santorini, it’ll be a party.

 

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Playing with fire

The spread of Playboy merchandise is an attempt to normalise a brand that encourages the oppression and degradation of women
 
Wed 9 Jan 2008 10.00 GMT
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It was while doing some last-minute Christmas shopping that I was most recently reminded of the banality of the brand. I was in Covent Garden, seeking inspiration from what I had remembered as a fairly original gadgetry store, but was in the process of being let down as I approached the shop front. One half of the display featured a tiresomely lacklustre range of what no one would want, while the other half had apparently been infested by a plague of Playboy bunnies.

Nevertheless, I entered the shop – and had my original suspicions confirmed. Immediately tired of pointless plastic planes and novelty mugs, it was the Playboy merchandise that quickly drew my attention. Not because it was in the slightest bit beguiling – the moronic symbol blandly printed on all sorts of undesirable objects attempted to scream, “look at me, I’m ever so risque,” but croaked instead the rather un-catchy mantra, “I do have a personality, honest. Look! A bunny. It means I like sex and sexy things … like bunnies.” Here was a range of Playboy shot glasses – for the timid student who needs to get drunk to make friends. There, a Playboy bedside lamp for awkward, dimly-lit fumblings. And look, a T-shirt with that bunny head again. Tell the world you’re sexy by wearing a T-shirt! Isn’t life fun!

 

Intrigued by the increasing normalisation of what is, after all, an enterprise that deals primarily in explicit pornography, I Googled the clothing label and discovered that they have their European flagship store on London’s very own Oxford Street. I know this is old news, but having been out of the country when it opened, that momentous event unfortunately passed me by. It seems that Playboy has used the fortune it has earned from putting cameras between women’s legs to transform itself into just another clothing label – sitting happily among H&M and Topshop. Indeed, so banal and everyday has the brand now become, that while shopping for trainers in Wood Green, north London today, I spotted a pair of fluffy pink slippers sitting idly alongside the children’s shoes in a leading sports shop. What a happy day for the pornographers, when their vapid offerings are considered so inoffensive that even children can be encouraged to want a pair.

Unfortunately, though, while the merchandise itself might be vapid and banal, the message it delivers is anything but. Having built an empire on the objectification of women, the promotion of female sexual subservience to men, the reduction of women to animal playthings, as well as on the standardisation of aesthetics and beauty and the entrenchment of the pornographic concept that women are material, disposable products available for male gratification, Playboy has now, rather successfully, managed entirely to normalise its brand and turn its vicious morality into “just a bit of fun”. As long as the logo is normal, then it is also normal for woman to be bending over for the camera. Pornography, and everything it involves, ceases to be a sleazy sideshow, which I am not arguing necessarily can be, or should be, erased, and becomes acceptable. Women cease to be sex objects on the top shelf and become sex objects full stop. It’s just a bit of fun.

Of course, I’m not naive enough to suggest that there aren’t plenty of women who enjoy pornography, who enjoy being in pornography and who don’t find that it demeans them or other women. Nor am I naive enough to suggest that there aren’t porn “stars” who hate their jobs and cast their bodies to the wind like empty shells, their souls having died long ago. However, my point is not this top-shelf industry, but the normalisation of it that Playboy’s mainstream merchandising is effecting. Playboy has given itself a clean image.

With such a clean, acceptable image, the logo can then be used not only to encourage normal people to buy Playboy’s “normal” products, but can be used to endorse other products too. The Total Satisfaction holiday resort, which Julie Bindel analyses in her illuminating article, is endorsed by Playboy TV and provides western tourists with a round the clock servant, who will service them in any way they require. The servant – or prostitute – will be one of the poor local women who sell their bodies to wealthy tourists for extra cash.

Just don’t call them prostitutes, begs Total Satisfaction, who run the brothel. This is a normal, acceptable piece of fun for lads who like a good time. It’s not prostitution – what are you thinking? Just ask Playboy TV. They’re squeaky clean, remember – they sell fluffy slippers. So, when Total Satisfaction reassures its customers in their frequently asked questions, “although we try to ensure that you have no problems, the girls are human and we cannot monitor them 24 hours a day,” the customer might secretly be irked by the fact that their partner can’t be kept locked up every minute of the day. However, they can ultimately feel relieved that they aren’t in fact supporting prostitution, oppression, discrimination and the very real destruction of people too poor to live any other way. Instead they can feel happy that this is all quite safe and normal. After all, Playboy said so.

Playboy merchandise is trying to pull the fluffy wool over the public’s eyes, which is why it is crucial that shops and consumers recognise what they are buying into when they support this brand. It is essential to recognise the inherent dangers of Playboy’s attempts at normalisation and to highlight the very real connection between the clothes now available on every high street and the oppression and degradation that the label encourages through pornography and the endorsement of businesses such as Total Satisfaction. The bunny might seem cute and cuddly, but it breeds like rabbits and it’s getting everywhere, spreading some very nasty diseases as it goes.

 

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